I think I just saw someone hide a body.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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