I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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