dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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