accomplished twins. life is a go
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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