do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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