yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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