he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Shame is for Republicans.
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