belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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