Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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