Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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