you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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