Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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