i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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