I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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