i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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