The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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