North Korea, Best Korea!
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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