OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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