Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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