Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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