apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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