You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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