i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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