There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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