I wish i was in the wii world.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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