its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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