I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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