She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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