She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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