can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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