Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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