he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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