I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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