He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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