Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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