It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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