he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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