Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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