He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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