i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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