No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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