there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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