I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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