You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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