return my video game
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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