i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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