i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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