All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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