there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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