I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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